Introducing...Tiger the Fatty!

Well I decided to post again tonight to honor my promise of continuing the introductions of the rest of the household. You've already seen Anime Jingle Socks and I've given a bit of info about her, so we will continue on with: Tiger the Fatty. Tiger is approximately three hundred pounds of feline. That's an approximation mind you, I have no idea how much he actually weighs. I can only surmise that upon receiving his human-given nickname, Tiger took it to heart and is attempting to reach the size of an actual jungle tiger. He certainly believes himself to be a fierce hunter. Every so often, I have to put him in his place, which is face-down with a bloody nose. I am a badass. Seriously.

Tiger and I have had many adventures over the years. I will regale you with some of those grand tales at a later date. I assure you, they will blow your feeble little minds. Don't believe me? Have you ever fought off a horde of three headed snake-rats? We have. BAM! How you like me now? Sorry. Sometimes I get a bit boisterous when I think about how ninja we are. So, anyway, here's a picture of me and the fatty for you to feast your eyes upon.



He's the fat one. I'm pretty sure that I'd been asleep for about 3 days when that picture was taken.


So that's Tiger in a nutshell. Ha. Like his big carcass would ever fit in one.

Next week I plan to begin posting transcripts from my new talk show. Yeah. I'm a badass ninja celebrity talk show host.

Later all,

Neyland D. Cat