Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Introducing...Tiger the Fatty!

Well I decided to post again tonight to honor my promise of continuing the introductions of the rest of the household. You've already seen Anime Jingle Socks and I've given a bit of info about her, so we will continue on with: Tiger the Fatty. Tiger is approximately three hundred pounds of feline. That's an approximation mind you, I have no idea how much he actually weighs. I can only surmise that upon receiving his human-given nickname, Tiger took it to heart and is attempting to reach the size of an actual jungle tiger. He certainly believes himself to be a fierce hunter. Every so often, I have to put him in his place, which is face-down with a bloody nose. I am a badass. Seriously.

Tiger and I have had many adventures over the years. I will regale you with some of those grand tales at a later date. I assure you, they will blow your feeble little minds. Don't believe me? Have you ever fought off a horde of three headed snake-rats? We have. BAM! How you like me now? Sorry. Sometimes I get a bit boisterous when I think about how ninja we are. So, anyway, here's a picture of me and the fatty for you to feast your eyes upon.

He's the fat one. I'm pretty sure that I'd been asleep for about 3 days when that picture was taken.

So that's Tiger in a nutshell. Ha. Like his big carcass would ever fit in one.

Next week I plan to begin posting transcripts from my new talk show. Yeah. I'm a badass ninja celebrity talk show host.

Later all,

Neyland D. Cat


  1. Hi ya, Neyland! It's nice to meet you! And thanks for introducing us to Tiger! We think we're gonna like hearing more about all of you and your ninja adventures!!

    Come visit us sometime!

    Wally, Ernie & Zoey

  2. Hi Neyland, Tiger & Anime. Welcome to our cat blogging community. Stop over and see us some time.

    George, Tipper, Max & Misty
    The Crew

  3. Hi Neyland, Tiger, Anime and Gracie, welcome to da cat blogosphere. Yeah, we cats actually run da world but der is no need to tell da hooman beans dat.

  4. Welcome to the CB and it's so very NIce to meet you Neyland, Tiger, Anime, and Gracie. I am always eager to make new friends. Stop by my blog and say Hi sometime.

  5. Hi, Neyland,
    Our MamaCat just read your blog and laughed out loud at your Biggest Loser post. She hates it too!
    We're looking forward to reading your future adventures and all about Tiger, Gracie and Anime, too.
    The FurryPurries
    Ozzy, Alice, Bootsie, Freckles, Lola, Dandelo, Honey & Pinkie (our newest kitty has the same name as one of your uprights!)

  6. Wow! A very gracious and humble Thank You to all of you who have left comments. I am overjoyed to be bound by the warmth of feline friendship. I shall indeed visit each of you in turn! That comment took a lot out of me. I need a nap.