Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Assorted News, Announcements, and Annoyances

Hello again! Neyland the cat here. Welcome back to all of my friends, a pox on all of my enemies, and a big fat "Ha Ha!" to anyone who came here to find out what kind of hair products Paris Hilton uses.

Yesterday I broke the news that I will be the star of an animated feature in the near future. I'm going to allow Big Pinkie to have some time later in the post to explain the specifics of the project. I merely feel the need to tell you that I am in it. That should be enough to set you drooling without any boring details. And I promise you that Big Pinkie is boring detail personified.

Some other quick notes and jibber-jabber...

For the first time, I am seeking out the input of you... the audience. Don't let this go to your heads. Is there anything in particular that you would like to see in this space in the future? Theme days (Wordless Wednesday type stuff or Fiction Friday, etc.), more pictures of Tiger, more tales of my adventures, guest bloggers? I'm open to suggestions to make this an exceptional experience for you. I do this mostly at the behest of Big Pinkie. I explained that more likely than not, you are having the time of your life and don't need to do anything other than enjoy the ride on the stream-of-consciousness train. The Neyland Express if you will. At any rate, if you want to drop us a line, do so here: Letters To Neyland

Did anyone notice that Lindsey Lohan is going back to jail?  So sad.  The blood alcohol level of the prison system just increased exponentially.  Our prisons are now officially high.

Enough from me.  I had a big vet visit today.  I'm ready to sleep until Friday.  Here's Big Pinkie...

Neyland D. Catt
Hello all.  Big Pinkie aka Bryan here.  Neyland is indeed going to be in an animated short.  I am producing this short film myself, so I can't guarantee that the quality will be great, but it will feature Neylo and so should be entertaining at the least.  I have big plans and an epic story planned so hopefully I can do it justice!  I will update you all as progress is made.

I now regret even telling Neyland about this project as he has begun acting like a diva.  Well, more of diva.  He seems to think that this has granted him even more of a celebrity status.  If I hear "I'll be in my trailer" one more time, I may vomit.  Anyway, the animated short will feature Neyland, Tiger, Anime, and some very special guest stars that I won't comment on yet.  I don't want to spoil the surprise.

While I have been granted this brief moment by His Majesty The Most Royal Dude, I would like to give a big hearty Thank You to all of you who follow the blog.  You guys always take time to post encouraging and enlightening comments and you are far too kind to us.  We really appreciate it, even if we don't always have time to respond.  Gotta go guys... Tomcat Cruise is calling for his spring water!

Big Pinkie (Bryan)


  1. Oh...we bow down in front of El Duderino! Shorts, clips, trailers...we'd watch anything with Neylo in it!